Celebrate Patrick Stump’s Birthday with His Best Tweets!

Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump turns 32 today and what better way to celebrate than looking back on some of his most hilarious and occasionally sassy tweets! It’s no secret that Patrick is quite the Twitter star, always ready with a witty comeback or funny comment to keep us smiling. Check out some of his best tweets so far…

Like when a fan said Patrick reminded them of a rainbow

@BRENDONURlNE I’m like a rainbow if it was all washed out and pale. Like a zombie. A zombie rainbow. I’m going to call it a zombow.

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) November 8, 2013

Or when a fan questioned his loyalty to his hat

@DearWeirdMaria What my hat and I do together in the privacy of our own bed is our business…

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) April 6, 2013

Or when a fan asked if those wicked sideburns ever talked to him

@stumpamorgan Yes. They said “Shaaaaave me! Shaaaaaaaaaaave me!!!!!!”

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) November 25, 2013

Or when he was made aware of how adorable he is

@youngvolcanoes_ Oh I’m just a cute little teddy bear covered in rainbow sprinkles and pixie poop.

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) April 17, 2013

Or when he voiced his very true opinion based on scientific facts

@KayakLexi I think that’s silly. Everyone knows all successful rock musicians are part of the lizard-people alien illuminati. Not satan.

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) December 9, 2013

Or his response to him saving lives through the power of music

@omfgbarakat Like if Batman were a really lazy blonde guy.

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) September 21, 2013

Or when asked about his favorite wine

@trohams I’m kind of like Dracula; I never drink wine. Also, I’m extremely pale and only hang out at night.

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) October 10, 2015

Or when he reminded us of why we really love him

We’re really lucky to have fans, let alone such dedicated ones. Thank you all so much.

— Patrick Stump (@PatrickStump) November 23, 2015

Happy Birthday, Patrick!