Why Pete Wentz Rules Twitter!

If you somehow live under a rock and don’t know who Fall Out Boy is, allow us to enlighten you. They are a band from Chicago comprised of four guys, chances are you know at least ten of their songs. Pete is the bassist, and basically rules Twitter in his downtime. Here are some of our favorite Tweets from Pete in May.

Will we see peace in our lifetime in the war over gluten ✌🏼️✌🏼✌🏼

— Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 29, 2015

Google searches so far this morning for le 6 yr old: how did t Rex’s drink water? — Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 28, 2015

Best life advice I got from summer: be like one of those little water balloons- always bounce back-never break no matter how hard it thrown.

— Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 27, 2015

Kind of wanna put out a mixtape of new music called “do the interns get glocks?” 😎 — Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 27, 2015

I wish banana peels had the same effect on people wiping out in real life as they do in cartoons.

— Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 18, 2015

my therapist validates feelings but not parking. — Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 12, 2015

First the 6 yr old says “is it possible to take a number 3?”

— Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 10, 2015

Don’t let anyone kick the tires on your dreams. — Pete Wentz (@petewentz) May 5, 2015

I never RSVP. Never reply all. Sometimes I just wanna be “…” On your text forever.

— Pete Wentz (@petewentz) April 29, 2015