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The CMA Joke About Blake and Miranda You’ve Been Waiting For!

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Blake knew the jabs would be coming during the 49th annual CMA Awards.  Here it is!

 

Brad: “It’s cray cray how many couples have broke up this year, from Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Halle Berry and what’s his name.”

Carrie: “And of course, we can’t ignore the breakup that really rocked our world, the one that’s on everyone’s minds, two people who we all know and love- Splitsville.”

Cue the camera showing Miss Piggy and Kermit.

Brad: “Look they’re not even sitting together,” Paisley said. “Is it me, or does he not even look well?”

Carrie: “I think he’s kind of looking a little green”

Brad: “I know. Maybe it’s his self tanner.”

Carrie:  “Well, Kermit, Miss Piggy we just want to let you know that we love you both and want you to be happy.”

Brad: “And on a completely unrelated note, Howdy Blake.”

Cue Blake grinning and chuckling along!

Brad: “Have you heard the song that Blake did with Ashley Madison?”

Carrie: “No no, that was Ashley Monroe.”

Jacklyn is the Editor In Chief of Stage Right Secrets. Jacklyn's photography and articles can also be found on The Recording Academy's GRAMMY.com GRAMMYPro, GRAMMYU, PopCrush, Taste of Country, among other outlets. Besides press Jacklyn is a "Jack of All Trades" working various jobs at local concerts and touring.