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The CMA Joke About Blake and Miranda You’ve Been Waiting For!
Blake knew the jabs would be coming during the 49th annual CMA Awards. Here it is!
Brad: “It’s cray cray how many couples have broke up this year, from Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Halle Berry and what’s his name.”
Carrie: “And of course, we can’t ignore the breakup that really rocked our world, the one that’s on everyone’s minds, two people who we all know and love- Splitsville.”
Cue the camera showing Miss Piggy and Kermit.
Brad: “Look they’re not even sitting together,” Paisley said. “Is it me, or does he not even look well?”
Carrie: “I think he’s kind of looking a little green”
Brad: “I know. Maybe it’s his self tanner.”
Carrie: “Well, Kermit, Miss Piggy we just want to let you know that we love you both and want you to be happy.”
Brad: “And on a completely unrelated note, Howdy Blake.”
Cue Blake grinning and chuckling along!
Brad: “Have you heard the song that Blake did with Ashley Madison?”
Carrie: “No no, that was Ashley Monroe.”
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