10 Things That Will Inevitably Happen When You Attend A Miranda Lambert Concert
1. You will want a beer or the alcoholic snow cones they are selling
2. “Must buy all of the koozies.”
3. During All Kinds of Kinds your mouth will drop
4. You will wonder why you don’t have a stage in the shape of your initial
5. You will fall in love with her.
6. “Man I wish I was as badass as Ran”
7. OH MY GOSH SHE COVERS MISSISSIPPI GIRL?!
8. You will question why are those girls wearing daisy dukes in 4 degree weather
9. I need a little red wagon
10. You’ll walk out realizing you need to take a road trip to see the show again.