A Quick Take On Miley Cyrus’s New Album

Miley Cyrus announced that her much anticipated album “Miley Cyrus And Her Dead Petz” is available on her website FOR FREE at the VMA’s Sunday. At first I was all “Ahhhhh YAS free album YAS!” but then I listened too it. It’s important to know that I’ve been a fan since Miley was using ketchup as moisturizer on Hannah Montana. So I am writing this quick review as a Miley super fan, who was super disappointed. Her last album “Bangerz” was emotional, powerful,and an all around fun transition from her teeny pop albums of the past; she seemed mature.
The following will be a short opinion I have for a few of the songs off her new album as I listen.
1.) Dooo it! – Basically the anthem for every preteen who tries pot for the first time.
2.) Karen Don’t Be Sad – An actually decent ballad, very Pink Floyd-ish, assuming it’s about one of the homeless youth from her Happy Hippie Foundation.
3.) The Floyd Song (Sunrise) – This one is about her dog that died (I’m still crying over her breakdown during the Bangerz tour).
4.) Something About Space Dude – Drugs
5.) Space Boots- A really cute romantic song for vegan pot heads

6.) Pablow The Blowfish- Definitely written by Phoebe Buffay